swing pusher

A man who is willing to do anything to get a single parent mother into bed.

Rodney spent all afternoon washing her car and ironing her underware because he was a swing pusher.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

swing jaw

swing jaw - you have a swinging jaw from the effect of drugs

ie: 'you have swing jaw cos eh that magic you just took'

by taylorsteedman January 30, 2014

swing oil

the consumption of beer or other alcoholic beverages to improve performance on the golf course, i.e. to cure common golfing errors; slicing, hooking, duffing, flubbing, shanking, whiffing, etc.

Another bogey!! Man, I am playing lousy. I need some swing oil.

"I keep slicing the ball!" "Hey buddy, a little swing oil will straighten that right out!"

by Ryan Cahill August 11, 2006

A shot on the swings

Scottish phrase for intercourse. Indication that you want a shag. A plea for a ride.

After plying your partner with a right good bevvy: "Fancy a shot on the swings hen?

by Thistle Dubh August 18, 2009

Swing Sting

When you're on a park swing, and the sir is really cold, and you're swinging, then you jump off and a second after your feet hit the ground, they hurt like burning hell.

"AHHHHHH!!!!! Major swing sting!!!!!!!"

by T-T-T-Tia May 26, 2007

swinging sirloin

A fine example of a penis, usually a very long/thick one.

Well babe, that sure is some swinging sirloin ya got there.

by Karen Shelton August 30, 2007

Neck Swing

n., another word for noose

1. "I can't come to the party mom—I'm on my neck swing!!"

2. 'I don't get it; shooting yourself is far quicker and less painful...'

"Yeah, but haven't you heard? Neck swings are the shit again!"

by iAmNotLegend January 06, 2022