moon swerve

When a male stands on an elevated surface and ejaculates in an arc formation into a female'a mouth.

Babe, why you cryin? The table just wasn't steady enough for me to moon swerve you.

by moonswerve July 2, 2014

Swerve

People that say they love jesus but dont.

Shane went to church today....what a swerve.

by Freakin Alex May 24, 2005

Salinas swerve

A unexpected traffic manuver done in Salinas Calif. where as a driver swerves suddenly to avoid any large plastic bag in the streets out of fear of running over a body. This fear is substantiated by the high regard for human life seen in Salnas.

" god i did the wildest Salinas swerve today .. I am not running over some toddler on my way home..you just never know in Salinas.."

by MadelineB February 23, 2008

Managerial Swerve

To avoid management or a manager (often with some paperwork in hand) by turning sharply to avoid the afformentioned's path

Rupert; "let's go for a crafty fag,

Jean; "ok but look out the manager is coming"

Rupert; Don't worry I will show you the "managerial Swerve"

by Ratbags November 13, 2010

swerve-candy

Used to describe hot girls who look like they need to get swerved on.

Check out that swerve-candy! You can tell she wants me to drop a steaming swerve on her chest and just rub it in until she ain't white no more.

Some swerve-candy don't know they're swerve-candy, but that all changes the second that hot swerve slops on their naked body. Even if they never thought they would want someone to squeeze out a wet swerve on them, they get swervematized.

by mhaselto April 10, 2008

Swerve on a nigga

Snuffing someone in the face.

You stop talkin shit before i swerve on a nigga

by gangstamoney3 June 9, 2011

Jersey Swerve

Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.

Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Swerve on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."

Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."

by Palmerstone May 9, 2008