arabian suprise

A man is having doggie-style sex with a woman, spits on her back to make her think he came, then as she turns around, he splooges in her face, "suprise!"

see above

by francis May 28, 2003

Sticky Suprise

The act of masterbating until you are about to cum, then very quietly sneaking into the bathroom while someone is taking a shit and you blow your load all over them

GIRL-1: Oh my god, Dominick is so disgusting! He gave me a sticky suprise last night while i was taking a crap!

GIRL-2: No way! That's amazing! I've always wanted one!

by rivermonster_69 July 1, 2011

Suprise Stiffy

When, out of the blue, you get a hard on. You could just be reading a book or playing a game, and suddenly, you have a stiffy.

Me: Ugggh
Friend: What?
Me: suprise stiffy, man.
Friend: ah.

by Scholar of Oddity February 20, 2019

Samurai Suprise

When three guys get together with one female and plug all three of her openings (mouth,vagina,anus) at the same time.

Man,we met this hot chick last night and she came back to our place with me and my 2 buds and begged for the samurai suprise.

by B.W.A 6307 March 27, 2011

obama's suprise

When after anal the man deficates on the womens hand and she sing the national anthem and claps

Ill give you a right obama's suprise

by Big guy123456780987654321 September 13, 2016

Slurpity Suprise

Sexual act of receiving a blow job/ or hand job and right as your about to cum, your partner catches your cum in their hand and bitch slaps you right across your face as a surprise ending!

I gave my boyfriend a Slurpity Suprise last night and he loved it!!

by Kozmikella June 26, 2022

Mud-Suprise

A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat

OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"

by An obivious cuck April 9, 2017