sunglasses lady

A being who is watching you in the corner beating it when you have sexual intercourse with someone sometimes when you can't see them

I became a sunglasses lady yesterday :)

by Bigboithy1st May 20, 2017

skin sunglasses

When the woman has been told twice... see wimminz patch.

Dave's wife didn't have breakfast ready so he packed her a pear of skin sunglasses to take to work.

by pepperham June 7, 2010

Spunglasses

Spunglasses are one of a kind sunglasses created by hand spinning wire,gems and unique centerpieces. Spunglasses have been popular in the music festival circuit for many years.

Have you seen those one of a kind Spunglasses? Every pair is made by hand.

by DelightedB October 14, 2019

Safety Sunglasses

When a man forcibly gives a woman safety goggles

Aj: dude i heard logan gave some girl safety sunglasses! mike: dude that is so fucked! i only give out safety goggles.

by ajgamerguy July 11, 2007

Doggy Sunglasses

A maneuver in which one man lies on his back, while another man straddles him, doggy-style, resting his balls on his partner's eyes. The "top" then lifts one leg and pees on his partner.

Marcus was getting Doggy Sunglasses while his wife was campaining in Iowa.

by massteacher January 9, 2012

Peruvian Sunglasses

A spin off of the infamous Cleveland Steamer. The act of one partner, preferably Peruvian, defecating in the other partners eye cavities thereby protecting the first partner's eyes from the harmful UV rays of the sun. See also, Ukrainian Bifocals.

I have some killer conjunctivitis after last night's messy Peruvian Sunglasses.

by ZaneDC May 4, 2011

Designer Sunglasses

A massive waste of money

Blimey this expensive fur coat was such designer sunglasses!

by Buttery Biscuit Bass August 18, 2011