I'm addicted to the stock market.
by K.H.-What December 1, 2004
Get the stock marketmug. is a old slang term for business women i.e. secretaries, journalists, creative thinkers. started in europe around 1400
by yo mimi moma February 14, 2010
Get the blue stockingmug. Sure! A meme stock is any security that has a positive sentiment while being naked shorted by hedge funds. The positive sentiment is bad for the hedge funds, which drives corrupt media to use the word 'meme' to turn away potential investors, which is bordering on market manipulation and poor financial advice.
“Don’t invest in these meme stocks. The companies naked shorting them cut my check “ said by the mainstream media
by Dreaded 18 June 28, 2021
Get the Meme stockmug. Cockasians Incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by UMBC Scrats. The only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples' property on Ebay for outrageous deals.
Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.
Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.
"Invest in some cold refreshing Cock Stock."
"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"
"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"
"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"
"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"
by Ultimastrike December 11, 2004
Get the cock stockmug. adj; noun
1. Products that are often not new, but could be in first class condition and/or that have been returned opened but not damaged. Usually on a 'first come, first serve' basis.
3. A girl that's not new and fresh, but neither is she damaged goods.
1. Products that are often not new, but could be in first class condition and/or that have been returned opened but not damaged. Usually on a 'first come, first serve' basis.
3. A girl that's not new and fresh, but neither is she damaged goods.
1. Damn dude, check out the deals I can score on this b stock merch.
2. Sometimes you just gotta pick up a girl off the b stock shelf.
2. Sometimes you just gotta pick up a girl off the b stock shelf.
by MC Greater Than March 16, 2006
Get the b stockmug. Stock options are contracts you can buy or sell where you make a bet on what a stock's price will be at a certain time in the future (the strike and expiration). This allows you to massively leverage your investment since one contract holds 100 stocks.
People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.
People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.
Degenerate: "I just went long 29 stock option calls on TSLA at the 690$ strike expiring first weekly with a premium of 1.8$ per share and 400 delta."
Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?"
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Degenerate: "I lost everything..."
Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"
Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?"
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Degenerate: "I lost everything..."
Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"
by ScritchWasTaken December 29, 2020
Get the Stock optionmug. by LaliasIA February 11, 2014
Get the Stock Bonermug.