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Skatist

Anyone who hates the skateboarding community out of stereotypes and bigotry. Usually either a Narc (Yard duty, law enforcement, fuzz) or a (hate to label) prep, Gangsta, or in general any narrow-minded person who doesn't understand the hardships or rich culture of the skateboarding community.

I have actually heard stoner and skater being tossed around as insults.

They just don't understand the only thing Skateboarding has in common with smoking is we both do what we love which is more than most people can say.
A few people i know: Ugh I hate skateboarders!

ME (only humoring them because I know that they're bigots): oh, and why is that?

AFPIK: Because they are idiots/wear girl pants/are all the same

Me: Bigot. You wouldn't understand even if I explained it to you. In a nutshell, it would flood your narrow understanding of the world. You damn skatist. How would you like it if I said American Eagle was gay? Well, its no secret.

AFPIK:... Damn
by ratm rat March 19, 2007
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Satislap

That oh-so-satisfying slap you deliver to a friend that has recently developed a relationship he won't shut up about. 99% of the time, it is aimed at the crotch, and results in an equally satisfying grunt from the love-struck guy. Normally only performed if the guy in question has been talking incessantly about his new sexy-time buddy for days. Can also be done with a foot. Or a knee. Or a sledgehammer.
Dave wouldn't shut up about his new sexy friend Emma, so we gave him a Satislap. But he wouldn't shut-up, so we gave him one with our feet. And then he still wouldn't shut up, so we bought a sledgehammer.
by Thoseguysoverthere September 25, 2011
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Stacist

Inadvertent chimpanzee related racism made by a blonde named Stacie
When Stacie bought an inappropriate children’s book she was called a Stacist for not considering the impact
by Marshmallow! November 27, 2019
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Status Stasis

When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.
Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.

Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.

Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.
by Beelzebub Jones March 22, 2011
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personal satisfaction

An individual's experience of a sense of fulfillment of a need or want and the quality or state of being satisfied.
Tommy Tanking gives him personal satisfaction.
by Udossa June 23, 2016
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Skipping States

When you catch a criminal charge and start crossing states so the cops can't catch ya.
I caught a murder charge so I had to start skipping states.
by Issa Hawa February 2, 2020
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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009
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