stangleberry

similar to dingle berries. when a girl has a period and has beads of blood stuck in her pubic hairs. these droplets are stangleberries

dude last night i went to eat her shit out but she had a fuckin stangleberry on her pube!

by supertech2929 September 6, 2009

Poop Standoff

When you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy shits. It becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a Poop Standoff.

"Where have you been? You missed the birth of our son."

"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."

by kevinisrad December 17, 2013

Stang Bangin'

(v) The Act of engaging in Sexual Activity while in a Ford Mustang

-Yo bro, how'd it go last night with Kayla after the party?

-haha funny story, we didn't even make it back to my crib, We were Stang Bangin' ^__^

by Senselesspath June 21, 2011

Stanford Swimmer

Being fucked while unconscious behind a dumpster!

I don't remember what I did last night but I'm sure it involved a stanford swimmer.

by Ronsconsin June 8, 2016

texas standoff

Noun. When two men try to Texas beltbuckle each other at the same time and the first one to look at their competitors nut sack loses.

Last week I was in the locker room and saw a pair of ballsacks in a Texas standoff.

by RODman September 13, 2013

Stankovic

A very very very skilled soccer player that plays for the club 'Inter Milan.' Renound for having incredible skill.

Shrenyavais: WHO THE FUCK HAS THE BALL THERE?
Craigain: I think that's Stankovic!
Shrenyavais: IF IT WAS, THE ANNOUNCER WOULD HAVE MADE FUN OF HIS NAME BY NOW.

by juanthebestestsoccerplayerintheworld February 5, 2008

Stanford

The university you wish you went to.

Student 1: Oh dear God, why oh why was I rejected form Stanford?

Student 2: Don't cry - no, wait - yeah, you should weep bitterly. Not everyone can get into Stanford, where an awesome time, academic excellence, the coolest people you will ever meet, and a future are guaranteed.

by A Stanford Student :) December 21, 2008