squidaroonies

Multiple pounds sterling.

Stuppy: Spec how much moolah u got?
Ross: must have shitloads he earns 22 grand a second
Spec: fuckloads of squidaroonies man

by W00tz0rd January 28, 2006

Squidwardish

when someone has a lot of similarities to Squidward from SpongebobSquarePants
If you play clarinet, hate your neighbours, hate your job, hate life and are cranky (most of the time) then you are VERY Squidwardish

Person 1: I've been playing clarinet for 4 years now. catch up squidward, I am the most squidwardish!

Person 2: Well I play clarinet AND I hate life, so I'm more squidwardish than you!

by Holymotherofjoshuadun July 15, 2018

Squidward Style

Having sex while only wearing a T-Shirt.

John: “Did you hook up with Kim yesterday?”
Chris: “Yeah I ended up fucking her squidward style.”

by $aintNick January 12, 2019

Squidward

He just gets funnier/more relatable the older u get.

Squidward

by Negro Testies September 7, 2019

Squidward Complex

1. A complex, a lot of people experience where they remember, how as a kid, Squidward from the hit-show Spongebob Squarepants looked like an angsty bitch that just wants to ruin Spongebob's fun for no reason, but as you grow older you find yourself relating to Squidward in a lot of situations and realize how unbearable it must be to live between the two loudest kids on the short-bus who are Spongebob and Patrick.

2. You start to relate to Squidward.

Watching Spongebob Spongebob flips a patty and it lands on Squidward's head
Ed: I'm starting to realize how much of an asshat Spongdebob is sometimes...
Bob: Oh you have a Squidward Complex.

by THEredSUNned January 11, 2021

Feta skidmark

The stain left behind when a semen-filled orifice is dragged across a flat surface. Named for its resemblance to feta crumbs that have been half-heartedly wiped up off the dinner table.

Emma, you left a really disgusting feta skidmark on my parents couch the other day. Clean yourself up.

by FettySkid December 19, 2015

Saggy Squidward

A sex act in which a Male places his flaccid genitalilia on the nose of his partner and receives oral sex to his scrotum.

"Oh yeah baby, give me that Saggy Squidward tonight!"

by Lex Noire December 15, 2018