crimping off a length of dirty spine

Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.

by SusieQ October 4, 2005

banged the spine out her head

To engage in the act of lovemaking in a rather vigious fashion

"Fuck me I'm knackered"
"How come?"
"I absolutely banged the spine out her head last night"
"who?"
"Your mum Dan, duh!"

by Ste Crayston April 2, 2007

Spine Job

noun:

The act of rubbing someone's back (mainly on the spine or within an inch or two of it) so well that the person gets incredibly horny and you perform oral sex until he/she has an orgasm.

Aw, man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best spine job. I practically gave her a bath...

by obamapproved May 25, 2009

Spine Fire

A deadly disease of the spine caused by bad posture, and trying to do something and having your plan or attempt at a given task fail. A close relative of "back fire" but almost 10 times more deadly.

Bad posture is one gas tank away from deadly deadly spine fire

by SteveGordon January 9, 2011

spine tourist

Someone who takes it up the batty. Often seen parading through the streets of Amsterdam wearing police outfits and leather clothing.
See also: backyard gardener

Jack is such a spine tourist. He's travelled so many spines he needs a new passport.

by Amsterdam June 12, 2005

Drop Me Spine

To defecate.

I was off to the bog to drop me spine. i feel twenty kilos lighter now.

by the bingo September 29, 2008

urban spine wine

when you dip you butt in wine and take a dump and some one drinks it

timmy: i love urban spine wine

by old English April 15, 2016