Farmer Bob: I just bought a completely restored thirteen letter shit spreader to work the farm"
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.
Farmer Joe: What's that make, 20 IHs you own now?
Farmer Bob: Thirty; there's 10 more out behind the barn I can use for parts... or to build a Doodlebug.
by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010
Get the thirteen letter shit spreader mug.Any time that one is in an environment where survival is possible without a shirt, the removal of the shirt is highly recommended. Should one be in an environment where acquiring a tan is physically possible, it is imperative that the shirt is removed.
Bro #1: "Dude, I think the sun is about to poke through the clouds!" (Bro removes his shirt)
Bro#2: "Dude, it's 52 degrees"
Bro #1: "Speeder Rule!"
Bro #2: (removes shirt)
Bro#2: "Dude, it's 52 degrees"
Bro #1: "Speeder Rule!"
Bro #2: (removes shirt)
by badkyle July 22, 2011
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That kid was blasting his speaker in the fucking cafeteria again. Someone beat the shit out of him please!
by BigNiggeh222 November 10, 2019
Get the Speaker mug.A space where at least two or more sets of speakers can be heard simultaneously. As a result, the listener has difficulty either recognizing or tuning in to what any of the sets of speakers are actually playing.
We walked through the street at 1am and it was just a big speakermash from all the clubs and bars. I heard about 6 different tunes along the way.
We sat outside for a drink but the speakermash was too severe to enjoy the funk, with the cafe being next to 3 night clubs. Most of the cars driving by had their stereos blaring too.
I was at the club and walking down the stairs. I stopped to tie my shoelace. Lo and behold, I was in a speakermash, hearing the music from both dance floors.
We sat outside for a drink but the speakermash was too severe to enjoy the funk, with the cafe being next to 3 night clubs. Most of the cars driving by had their stereos blaring too.
I was at the club and walking down the stairs. I stopped to tie my shoelace. Lo and behold, I was in a speakermash, hearing the music from both dance floors.
by adsi August 22, 2010
Get the Speakermash mug.Riding really fast on your speeder, for long, seemingly endless, periods of time. (Usually spoken between two ore more persons while playing/talking about a futuristic vehicle that hovers above the ground)
Tycho: "I hate missions that involve long distance walking."
Gaijin: "Wait until you get to lvl 40 and you have long distance speedering."
Gaijin: "Wait until you get to lvl 40 and you have long distance speedering."
by Chrissmasseuss December 28, 2011
Get the Speedering mug.The "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy during coronavirus quarantine.
1. I love how he acts like the "spreader wives" are hanging out at home collecting groceries from the delivery boy
2. Does shitting your pants in the Goya aisle of Stop n Shop qualify one as a super spreader?
3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "
2. Does shitting your pants in the Goya aisle of Stop n Shop qualify one as a super spreader?
3. The spreader may not be malicious, but he is a first class DICK!!!
Maybe he's not married because he found out that she's not a "spreader "
by @stillwater172893 December 15, 2020
Get the Spreader wives mug.A negative term for a group of wannabe roadmen, that think they’re the popular kids but are really just loud, obnoxious and hated by everyone except themselves.
originated at SC.
originated at SC.
by cfxtzs April 6, 2021
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