spantuguese

The language a Spanish speaker uses in Brazil. Similar to Spanglish, but more realistic due to the language similarities.

Lais : you are Latin, you’ll be fine getting around Brazil.

Roberto : Are you sure?

Lais: of course, you speak Spantuguese.

by NoJobRob August 6, 2024

Spintz

A jolly old fella who lives on a farm and follows every sentence with a loogie.

Great ol Mr Smith is a Spintz over there bub.

by Spirnc September 11, 2023

Spartz

Not to be confused with a queef, spartzing is the act of farting sparks from the anus after consuming a mixture of cheap vodka and gunpowder. Named after Russian-born House of Representatives member Victoria Spartz.

Victoria really lit up the room when the party guests asked her to spartz on command.

by Reek O'Shame October 2, 2023

Shantz

Rizz (or charisma) that is based entirely on dumb luck; accidental rizz. Rizz that is completely unearned and undeserved, but works just as well.

"How did Dan get a date? He's terrible at talking to women."
"Somehow, he just wins them over with pure dumb luck and idiocy . That guy has crazy shantz."

by burgunsilly March 26, 2024