Sog's law

A variation on Sod's law.

Sog's law states: "If you leave your umbrella or coat at home it will rain"

My socks are soaked, of course I left my coat at home it's Sog's law

by Roars May 27, 2025

Sog

An abbreviation for “So Gross”

Often used in text messages...

Guy 1: “Duuuude that’s sog! Why’d you send me that??”
Guy 2: “Sorry bro, I just thought you were into feet!”
Guy 1: “Were not friends anymore, you’re sog.”

by sog creator June 8, 2019

sog out

When food is so wet it loses its texture

"Matt, I don't want this meal to sog out, don't cook it for too long!"

by BeatlesMatt January 12, 2019

Sog

A melodious combination of sound, paried with a video of some sort of low graphic 3D image spinning in the centre. Most often humorous

Dude, That spinning fish is so Sog!

by REDESIGN_YOUR_LOGO June 12, 2024

SOG

A bunch of facility hiding cunts who think there good but go ghost on an oppressor every 5 seconds they try to expose crews for stuff but got no proof

SOG are wankers

by Eeeeeeeeeegbcdyvfg July 16, 2020

After sog

When a girl has been sexually aroused her vagina is still lubricated after intercourse .

her pussy is still wet after sex ! ready for seconds

do you want a towel for your after sog?
im getting a shower ive got after sog!
aww my knicker are soaking wet ! why ? after sog

by Lmcr111 May 15, 2019

Sog Dog

A pure sog dog sex machine that loves playing soggy doggy with his friends. He is very gumpy and plays with his sog dog while watching his favorite sport as he is a gingy

Oh, hey Kyle is that the sog dog over there?
No, i am a sog dog!

by monkeytoes46 October 19, 2025