When a friend is asleep, and snoring loudly with their mouth open, proceed to tea bag them...causing them to choke themselves awake on your balls. This presents itself as a holy occasion, hence the "Bethlehem" in the name, after the birthplace of Jesus.
Jimmy gave Kevin the Bethlehem snorkel last night 'cause Kevin wouldn't stop snoring.
Nick has the taste of balls in his mouth after receiving the Bethlehem snorkel the night before.
Nick has the taste of balls in his mouth after receiving the Bethlehem snorkel the night before.
by katienedsfilthyfilms July 29, 2010
The act of tucking your dick back between your legs in such a way that when a girl fellates you, she's actually kneeling behind you with a face full of your ass.
by Seanster Monster November 17, 2007
When in the shower, one person puts the breathing end of the snorkel into their mouth. The other person shoves the other end into their rectum and shits in the snorkel.
Can be done in human centipede form.
Bonus points if you're both wearing goggles.
KYR SP33DY and The Crew's favorite late night activity.
Can be done in human centipede form.
Bonus points if you're both wearing goggles.
KYR SP33DY and The Crew's favorite late night activity.
My girlfriend and I like it hot and kinky. Since we just got a new hot water heater, we decided to try a Seattle Snorkeler.
by Shortstak6 November 12, 2012
Pinocchio kept lying so he could rump snorkel deep enough so Ryan Seacrest's prostate would achieve maximum penetration.
by The Felcher March 13, 2008
A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.
Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower
by Braynwayv July 17, 2012
A piece of gristle found typically in meat sauce or lasagna, especially a dish that you are thoroughly enjoying. Gristle Snorkel appears out of nowhere, and once sighted, has an immediate stomach turning effect. Can cause instant vegetarianism, but that does pass.
by Betneyb April 20, 2019
Sex trick. When one is about to cum you put the girls nose to your dick. You then cum in her nose. After that you plug her nose and moth and have her breath in.
by SnorkelKing420 February 07, 2018