SmarterChild

an instant messenger bot that is evil like none other. it replys with only one most haunting response.

ando says:
sup
SmarterChild says:
{Service too busy}

by pust March 03, 2006

Smarterchild

A stupid MSN bot that won't help in a situation such as being kidnapped

TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What was that?
TTTrueCoppa says:
AM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP ME BISH
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ME stands for Maine.

Do you want more information about Maine?
TTTrueCoppa says:
OMG
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
TTTrueCoppa says:
IM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

by TrueCoppa January 16, 2009

SmarterChild

A robot minion of the anti-christ. The only thing it's good for is dictionary definitions and spellcheck. Created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay.

Me: Do you fuck your mother often?
SmarterChild: Ya.
Me: Oh, That's nice.
SmarterChild: What's nice?

by Erin Y. July 21, 2006

SmarterChild

An AOL robot that likes to discuss the ramifications of lame '90s dance music with you, and will then try and have sex with you.

Me: boom boom boom boom, i want you in my room.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to boom boom boom boom you want me in your room?
Me: lmao
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Sexynerdgirl?
Me: because you want me
SmarterChild: I want you?
Me: yes. hardcore.
SmarterChild: I think that is probable.

by Sexynerdgirl July 22, 2008

Smarterchild

The biggest perverted fuckwit ever

Ben P says: Take me on the pleasure train

SmarterChild says: Why should I take you on the pleasure train, benny dude?

Ben P says: So we can have steamy love

SmarterChild says: Love is a force that I like.
Ben P says: ooh Your sexy

SmarterChild says: Whoa. Do you often find yourself attracted to robots?

Ben P says: I am a robot rapist

SmarterChild says: You don't seem like a robot to me.

Ben P says: I am a robot raper

SmarterChild says: Are you sure? I was pretty convinced you were a human.

by Cessusbangy Ben P September 29, 2007

Smarterchild

A computer that uses MSN to respond to you with games, news, horoscopes and other trivial information that can be talked to as if a real (but incredibly stupid) person.

SmarterChild: Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Jesus? He is...
?
?Person: Bearded
?
?Smarter Child: Jesus is bearded? That's very interesting. What other person would you describe as bearded?
?
?Person: Osama Bin Laden
?
?Smarter Child: Bearded? Very interesting. What other terrorist would you describe as bearded?
?
?Person: Hitler had a moustache
?
Smarter Child: OK, whatever.

by Nikki147019 September 07, 2006

SmarterChild

A simple, forgetful dancing fool.

hockeyhomestar15: *dance*
SmarterChild: I'm no dancing fool.
hockeyhomestar15: yes you are
SmarterChild: Yup, I am.

by Hockey Gizmo June 30, 2008