anakin skywalker

The winiest bitch in the sequel to the worst movie ever.

I wish Anakin Skywalker would get cancer in Attack of the Clones.

by krashkle November 7, 2016

Take a seat young skywalker

What's said to you when you know your ass is bout to get killed out of your gang

Lil homie"So am I ready to own this turf now?
Mace Windu "take a seat young Skywalker"
Lil homie"uh oh..."

by New Gang Bang'n Dictionary April 22, 2018

Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga

It is better than bacon

Person 1: "Are you going to buy the new Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga?"
Person 2: "No"
Person 1: "Die"

by Eating tortilla chip verticall March 4, 2022

Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver

The Scenario: You're driving along on a relatively deserted two-lane highway, at night, in the right-hand lane. You encounter another vehicle, either behind you or in front of you, in either lane. Eventually, the other vehicle ends up in the left lane, about half a car-length behind you. If the driver had half a brain and basic knowledge of highway driving, they would either pass you, or merge behind you. Instead, it's some brain-dead moron who matches your speed exactly and stays in the same place, thus blinding you with headlights into your side-view mirror. It's especially annoying with a truck or SUV.

The Maneuver: Check your rear-view to make sure there's nobody behind you in your lane. Apply the brakes firmly; not enough to leave rubber behind, but enough for significant deceleration. If you have a manual transmission, or the fairly new "semi-automatic" or "manumatic" transmission, then you should also downshift in order to heighten the effect. The dumbass in the other lane will then fly by you. The advantages are twofold: the other driver will likely be confused about your sudden braking and worry that you saw something that they missed, and also you're now in a perfect position to aim your lights into their side-view mirror, thereby turning the tables.

The Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver is named in honor of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. In Star Wars episode VI: Return of the Jedi, he went from having two Imperial Scout Troopers on his 6 o'clock to having them at his 12 o'clock, where he quickly dispatched them.

by klopek007 April 6, 2010

Lego Star Wars : The Skywalker Saga 100%

People who are no life social rejects have gotten 100% completion on the videogame Lego Star wars the Skywalker Saga

Drew Benjamin Almquist : Cash Thomas Warren has Lego Star Wars : The Skywalker Saga 100% he is such a nerd

Maximus Apostolos Sinanis : Yeah he is a no life nerd

by gabeslawncare April 13, 2022

Master Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we going to do?

Star wars prequel fans laugh at the murder of children. Don't question it.

Master Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
Ha ha younglings go Brrrrrrrrrrr

by Cian The Jones June 18, 2022

Anakin Skywalker

The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.

Anakin Skywalker is a cool general who treats his Clones like men

by CC-8826 September 23, 2023