Skylar Mortanson

A large sexy big Mexican man

Skylar Mortanson escaped the border patrol!

by mr koffski Mr Koffsi koffski January 17, 2023

token skylark

A musician, YouTuber & creator of “myhiddensociety”.

I like listening to Token Skylark everyday.

by TokenOfSkylarkia November 27, 2021

Dan Skablam

When you fart in a bag of water and keep it in the freezer, until it freezes. You then use the ice as cubes for a delicious beverage for someone special.

Joe - Hey I just made a Dan Skablam, want a taste?
Antonio- What's in it?
Joe- Try it, and then I'll tell yeah
Antonio - *trys drink* what the hell!?
Joe- DAN SKABLAM!!!!!

by Mojito1235 May 2, 2022

Skylar

A cute and beautiful girl who is a complete Animal-lover and is very tomboyish. Every girl is jealous of how sexy she is and every guy wants her. Mostly has dark green eyes like a cat does or hazel eyes like chocolate ice cream. Is very funny and loud would be your best-est friend in the whole world. But if you piss her off, She can make life a living nightmare for you! She will scratch your feelings like a cat and you will be enemies. But hold on to her, she is a true treasure and is amazing inside and out. You can tell her ANYTHING. So always love her.

Guy 1: wow that Skylar is amazing!

Guy 2: She used to be mine until I broke her soccer trophy.. Damn your lucky, but don't mess up dude...

Guy 1: Wow she must be a handful! But shes amazing imma go see her again

by scooter12445 May 18, 2017

Skylar

Skylar is a beautiful amazing girl. She'll always be there for you no matter what. Shes sarcastic A LOT, She is so gorgeous you will get so jealous. She has boys on her all the time. Shes really shy when you first meet her but when she starts to get to know you she is extremley funny and loving. She has an amazing body and guys always want more. She gives AWESOME hugs. She loves dance and sports like that. She loves her family more than anything.

Hey dude did you see that girl on the stage that much be a Skylar she's HOT.

by Love.life.to.the.fullest. November 4, 2018

Skylar

Skylar is the kindest guy you will ever meet, he’s hilarious, and cares about your feelings. Skylar will love and respect you through everything, he has the most beautiful hair, and the most intoxicating personality. He can light up your day with a smile, and light up your world with his friendship. He is the definition of loving.

Have you met Skylar? He’s so fun to have around!

Oh my gosh, you have to meet Skylar, he gives the best hugs!

by YaGirlHoneyCoatedCarrots July 2, 2019

skylan

Skylan is a freaky, cute, funny, intelligent, girl with a great personality that's you can always trust and depend on when you need to talk to some but she does has a little attitude and the best body that you ever seen

Skylan is the best thing ever

by Rawson Mack January 9, 2017