Shitted

Basically means shit but it’s past tense.

Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.

by Shitted May 27, 2018

Shitting

The time required to take a shit while reading.

The book is so short, you can finish it in one shitting.

by pmInWv November 3, 2011

The Shits

A phrase used to describe an uncontrollably runny liquid that squirts out of the ass.

Jake : Damn Kiersten you blonde hair is so soft Ahhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake how would you like for me to wrap it around you cock tonight?
Jake : Oh that would be great but i'll have to pass I have The Shits!
Kiersten : Again you had The Shits last night what's wrong with you?
Steve : Hey Jake I heard you had The Shits do you mind if I sit in the bathroom with you I just love the smell of rotten poop?
Jake : Sure Steve knock yourself out!
Kiersten : I cannot believe this my man is going to give Steve A poop orgasam and I have to be alone tonight AGAIN!
Jake : Well you can always sit on my lap & ride my dick while I squirt!
Kiersten : Oh Go Fuck Yourself!

by SlopNChop February 13, 2018

The Shit

known only by name to few, this mysterious colchester based narcotic dealer is said to sell some of the most potent shit on the market today. His sand ket is a best seller!

the shit:say my name
denon: youre the shit
the shit:youre god damn right

by realtackshooter August 16, 2023

Shit

A premier league team called arsenal

Bro ur team plays like arsenal your shit

That’s sad man

by Arsenalsuckdick April 30, 2019

Shit

Brown stuff that comes out of a ass.

David had to go shit, but the bathroom door was locked. He waited for 2 hours. David pooped in his fucking pants. That is fucking gross.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 4, 2020

shit

the brown stuff that comes out of your asshole

look at my shit in that toilet there

by Thomas78 March 21, 2007