Shit for your tit

Getting an expected outcome, reward, or otherwise consequence (shit) for the hard effort and dedication one puts into something (tit)

man 1: Dude, I busted my ass waiting on that party, and they stiffed me..

man 2: Looks like you didn't get shit for your tit..

by Jweezy1212 March 9, 2009

shitlord

A well rounded insult for general usage, applied in much the same manner as gaylord. May be applicable in a whole variety of situations, as an admonishment, slur or even a greeting.

Alex, don't be a shitlord.

Good morning shitlord, how are you today?

by Mr S Lord November 5, 2009

horse shit for breakfast

hypotheically supposed to be shit on a hot plate, encrusted deep in the ovens abyss, then thrown in the microwave for a minute or so- little bit of ranch dressing on the side. "eat that for breakfast you dirty little cock sucking whore, you are no body."

the ultimate insult

"Hey Todd, eat horse shit for breakfast you dick lick."

by sexXxXxxxxxxxXXX December 17, 2008

shitworking

The act of networking meaninglessly using tools such as LinkedIn, ZoomInfo, etc. where no real benefit of association is expected or experienced.

I got three requests to join someone's Network on LinkedIn today. Total shitworking. I've only talked to one guy at a conference once six months ago. He must be looking for a job and doing some shitworking to build up his Rolodex.

by byrd390 May 19, 2008

shitoris

shitoris

she slipped a finger in and tickled my shitoris

by joey boy 1989 July 28, 2017

Shitlord

A term used to define ignorant players with negative intentions for their team, often referred to as trolls.

“Well I saw him on cams standin’ over the dead body but he is a bit of a shitlord…” - Daithi De Nogla calling Yumi a shitlord

by KJDekka August 21, 2021

shitlord

A medallion constructed from Perling beads (known as "shit") arranged on a plastic pegboard (known as a "lord") and fused together with an iron (known as a "wizard wand"). Shitlords are believed by many practitioners of the dark arts to have many magickal properties, and are known to be very helpful to young sorcerers looking to enrich their mana pools. Often used to channel mystical energy from divine figures from beyond and useful in seances wherein a magician attempts inquiry with the Gridwizard.

He Who Dragged His Helmet, the sinister black knight and fabled lord of the lake of shitcockmonkeys, wore around his neck an enchanted chain adorned with an enchanted shitlord, which was bestowed upon him by Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness.

by turdsorcerer December 19, 2008