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taking a hot shit

1) when large amounts of hot molten diarrhea or soft stool exits your bum causing a burning sensation on your rectum
2) when a women has unprotected sex with a man who although makes a somewhat decent salary believes himself to be astronomically more successful than he actually is and does not realize that he will not make a salary significantly higher than what he does now for the vast majority of his life.
The man is referred to as a hot shit and taking a hot shit mean a women having unprotected sex with him.
The hot shit also has little to no redeeming qualities and although he often weighs less that 185 lbs believes himself to be a serious weight lifter. He is also only able to score with attractive women when the women is significantly inebriated by drugs or alcohol enough so not to be able to consent. when he is unable to locate and seduce the drunkest girl in the bar he will often himself become drunk and be exploited by a fat chick at last call.
If the hot shit successful exploits a drunk women this will lead to abortion, plan b and possibly criminal charges. If he himself is exploited by a fat chick this will lead to court ordered child support payment and a fatherless upbringing. hot shit will then become angry with his new difficulties in exploit attractive women dew to the financial burden of child support payments or the social and legal ramifications of sexual exploitation of an attractive women to drunk to consent.
A hot shit will sully anything it enters.
Jamie’s friend:
“Jamie took a hot shit from the bar last night, he’s been arrested and charged, she also got rid of the shit stain he left inside her”
Jamie’s other friend:

“What a disaster! I hope he gets butt fucked in jail!”
Fat chick:
“I took a hot shit from a bar 10 months ago, now I don’t have to pay for rent or food for 18 years!!!! Now all I do is stay at home eat and sit on the couch with my child all day! I LOVE taking a hot shit I’m going to find a new one next week!
by Jimmy knows 42 July 25, 2024
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taking a big shit on them

nutting on my mom is ok
hi mommy i am taking a big shit on them
by sexpornboy October 17, 2025
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shitstalking

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.
He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019
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Shittalkin

The act of ripping on someone verbally, most present on games like HALO or CALL OF DUTY esp. when winning by a large amount.
"some guy was shittalkin to me last night, so i burned his house down"
by reedo March 26, 2008
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Shitalking

The art of taking a crap whilst on the phone.
Boy 1: Dude hold on a sec, I need to wipe...

Boy 2: Dude stop shitalking while i'm on the phone!!
by iChantz January 11, 2009
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Shittalking

The act of talking, or being talked to on the shitter.
Let me finish shitting then I'll talk to you
God I am not a big fan of shittalking
by Richard Ashley December 25, 2007
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ShitTalkingKing from ifunny

Frankie? More like Skankie! Birth name is Frachesco, not to be confused with the commonly ordered Starbucks drink. T-mobile associate by day, pussy slayer by night.
1:Just copped this new iPhone X
2: word. ShitTalkingKing from ifunny is throwin out hella good deals
by NotYeahFromiFunny July 28, 2018
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