No Shit Sherlock

Someone who believes they always have the answers, a know-it-all. Usually used to insult that person when they make a stupid insight or just repeat what has already been said. Sherlock being a reference to the literary detective sherlock Holmes.

"We should fix this tire."
"Well, if I were you I'd fix the tire."
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

No shit, sherlock!

What you say when somebody/something says the obvious.

" Once I was 7 years old--- NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!"

by zuhazana August 4, 2016

Sherlock Holmes

A handjob in the movie theatres, usually over the pants.

Guy 1: Dude! Can you believe I got a Sherlock Holmes on the second date?!
Guy 2: No shit?! What movie?
Guy 1: Transformers.

by hermies131213 July 16, 2011

john sherlock

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds

I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock

by Pops3423 August 6, 2017

no shit sherlock

used when someone states something very obvious, meaning "well obviously dumbass"

guy 1 - i skipped most of the questions on the exam, i will get a bad mark!!
guy 2 - no shit sherlock

by jiyeung March 31, 2019

Mia sherlock

The most best and prettiest girl there is! she has blonde hair and blue eyes and is the most selfless and flawless girl out there.

Guys look there is mia Sherlock god i wish i was like her

by Madison_bischa May 28, 2021

No shit, Sherlock

Captain obvious

"I made him cry didn't I?"

"No shit, Sherlock"

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021