No Shit Sherlock

Someone who believes they always have the answers, a know-it-all. Usually used to insult that person when they make a stupid insight or just repeat what has already been said. Sherlock being a reference to the literary detective sherlock Holmes.

"We should fix this tire."
"Well, if I were you I'd fix the tire."
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

No shit, sherlock!

What you say when somebody/something says the obvious.

" Once I was 7 years old--- NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!"

by zuhazana August 4, 2016

Sherlock Holmes

A handjob in the movie theatres, usually over the pants.

Guy 1: Dude! Can you believe I got a Sherlock Holmes on the second date?!
Guy 2: No shit?! What movie?
Guy 1: Transformers.

by hermies131213 July 16, 2011

sherlock yack

A cartoon show on MondoTV, a French network, which is about a detective yak in a zoo named Sherlock who solves mysteries with his assistant, a stoat named Hermione.

When there's a strange crime in the zoo
And you're looking for a clue

You'll always find him right on track
Sherlock Yack

by Thats16myboi September 16, 2019

Sherlock Hoed

The investigation of said female you are planning to impregnate is a hoe or not!
Important to carry out a Sherlock hoe check before your bang it!

I Sherlock Hoed that bitch before I banged, didn't want no STI or shit!

Did you Sherlock Hoe that hoe before to tapped it son?

by K4njar August 12, 2017

john sherlock

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds

I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock

by Pops3423 August 6, 2017

Sherlock's Asshole

When you put pipe tobacco between your butt cheeks, you rub it well by performing twerks and then you fart inside a friend's pipe's bowl so that you stack the tobacco inside, ready to be smoked and enjoyed.

I went to Bob's house yesterday. He kindly offered to give me a Sherlock's Asshole, so we sat by the fireplace, drank some whisky and smoked our pipes. It was a great night!

by Doctor Strangelove's Pet September 3, 2016