shat

pass tense of to shit. instead of i shitted.

bob: dude i just shitted!
dylan: no dude u shat
bob: oh! dude i just shat!

or

bob: (jumps at dylan from around the corner scaring him) boo!
dylan: ah dude u scared me
bob: haha u shat

by bakerbro May 05, 2009

Shat

getting dunked on hard or getting dipped on

You just got shat on..

by Joe Stove May 25, 2005

shat

Having a fart and shit come out at the same time.

Holy shit, I just shat myself and I thought it was a fart.

by BlackDevil July 21, 2006

shat

1. n. dried fruit jerky
2. adj. used to describe anything resembling total bullshit, dried fruit jerky, or shit itself, in a good way.

(1) This shat tastes mad good!
(2) Your face looks like shat.

by k.nin3 August 31, 2006

Shat

past tense of shit

I shat on your head yesterday

by Sarah December 29, 2003

Shat

1.To not only just have a bowel movement, but to have the bowel's moved to the extreme!
2.Not little droppings, big smelly loads on the floor with an everlasting smell.
3.To poop while squatting

"So are you saying she took a sh*t on your floor?"
" A sh*t?! Thats not the word, she SHAT big on my floor... while squatting!"
"Yea i watched, stunned, and even worst that was a week ago and it still smells in my living room!"

by falalalalalalalala!! February 19, 2009

shat

Shat is when you wanted to fart, but you shit too.

Bryan was trying to push out a fart when he accidentally shat myself

by bunta September 27, 2005