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Secondhand ass

When you see a hot bitch walking out of the family bathroom at Walmart. You know you gotta get some, but you ain't going to jail. So you sit on the same toilet that she just used. It's as good as you're going to get, fam.
You see that milf over there bro? I got her secondhand ass.
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secondhand know

(verb) When someone talks about someone else so much, you feel like you know them without ever having met them.
I only secondhand know Tim Curry; I'm a close friend of one of his agents.
by Mallory Alistiar February 28, 2010
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secondhand lovers

A phrase that means to Masterbate or Jerk off.
My mom walked in and caught me under the covers with secondhand lovers.
by supernovasandbrains February 22, 2019
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secondhand dip

An instance where somebody packs a lip, then within minutes of taking out the lip, gets with a girl. The girl thus secondhand dipped.
Dean and I were packing when a really hot chick wanted to get with him so he took how the lip and without knowing, the girl totally secondhand dipped.
by Durantula35 February 20, 2011
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Secondhand cuck

Someone who buys their ex girfriends onlyfans.
That man bought his ex girls onlyfans just to see her get turned out by some homies, what a secondhand cuck.
by jakenbake420 May 26, 2022
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Secondhand death

That feeling you get when you just want to die but from natural causes so your close ones won't blame themselves
Damn I really just want a nice and painless secondhand death tomorrow.
by rosoideaes September 16, 2022
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Secondhand Dong

Secondhand Dong is best described as the awkward moment when one open mouth kisses, tongue kisses, or kisses their significant other/date after receiving a blowjob or receiving information that their significant other/date has given a blowjob.
Bro, it's a bad idea to kiss your girl right now. She just gave you a blowie, and there's no way I'm letting you get Secondhand Dong, dude.
by HexBuster May 25, 2014
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