Secondhand Corn

Eating someone's ass after they recently ate corn.
Denton, are you sure you want to eat that ass? You gonna end up with some secondhand corn.
by Pricky Dick July 27, 2019
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secondhand skyping

When someone skypes you after someone hung up on them just because you're available.
Lac Ta: "I was skyping Dunkey and Ernest Chao but it's over, do you want me to skype you now?"

You: "I hate secondhand skyping."
by JL1 February 20, 2014
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secondhand yawn

when someone yawns and your body feels the need to yawn too.
"bro stop giving secondhand yawn"
by trixxietreats January 20, 2021
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Secondhand Shade

Disrespect or dislike of a person based entirely on what you've heard about them.
"Yeah, I haven't even met the guy, but I've already got shade for him."

"I've absorbed too much secondhand shade to ever wanna meet her"
by orblah October 09, 2019
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secondhand lovers

A phrase that means to Masterbate or Jerk off.
My mom walked in and caught me under the covers with secondhand lovers.
by supernovasandbrains February 23, 2019
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Secondhand Nostalgia

Feeling nostalgia for something that came waaay before one’s time. This usually refers to people who like listening to music before the early 2000’s, and talking about this time as though they experienced it themselves, when in reality they were born decades after that era has long ended.
Person 1: “man, I love listening to Guns N’ Roses on cassette! You just can’t get the same feel from Spotify… I wish I could go back to the 80’s when shit was simpler

Person 2: “dude, you were born in 2001, you only like cassette because you were too poor to afford an iPhone back in high school. You never experienced the 80’s, and your Secondhand Nostalgia is embarrassing.”
by Jalsqually February 24, 2024
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Secondhand Choking

When your friend is choking and you laugh at your friend choking so hard you start choking too.
by panicphan July 02, 2014
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