Secret Shopper

An occupation where an individual goes around making sure customer service is good, and spectacular.

If the customer service is not to their expectations, they will act like a complete and utter douche bag. To the point where you wouldn't want to serve them anyways.

/b/'s job is to be a secret shopper.

You don't want to displease a secret shopper, for they are complete assholes if you do not give them over the counter head service.

by Gin_Tama July 11, 2009

Wu-Tang Secret

Never to be revealed.

I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret.

by annonus October 23, 2010

Secretary's ass

When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.

Damn, I've been studying for the LSATs for so long, I'm starting to get secretary's ass!

by Caligrl887 September 9, 2009

Secretary of Snake

A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.

In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

The secret life of the american teenager

A teendrama about "one night at bandcamp..."

The secret life of the american teenager:
"Falling in love is such an easy thing to do" NOT.

by Paulytukas November 23, 2010

Chamber of Secrets

A lighthearted term for the void between a female's legs with the all important Harry Potter reference.

Remember to protect your wand when entering the chamber of secrets.

by the scowl April 28, 2006

The secret

"The secret" is to take old, uncopyrighted material, republish and sell it as your own, and make millions. This isn't what the book "The secret" will tell you, but it's how the author got rich.

I just discovered "The secret" to easy wealth! It's plagiarism!

by GAWII May 8, 2008