Scoochie ur poochie

If u have sex with someone and their dick is too long

Stop. Scoochie ur poochie out of the way

by Scoochie November 16, 2020

Blue scronchies

Blue scronchies are the best color scronchie, texture scronchie, and most stylish.

Only cool VSCO girls wear blue scronchies.

by Gam gam Glenda July 31, 2021

Blue scronchies

OMG! Scrunchies are theeee best!!! Especially blue ones. They fit nicely around your wrist…. AND ANKLE!! They are perfect for putting your hair in bun buns and pigtails! Also they never run out of style. And don’t even start about the texture. Blue scronchies are literally my life. No seriously I have 6,259,071. THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!

Jessica: Ugh my scronchie broke!

Kevin: idiot, that’s cuz ur not using a blue one. Like duh! Blue scronchies hold up your hair perfectly and are super stylish!

Jessica: oh no I need to buy a blue scronchie NOW!!

Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.

by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021

scrooch

alternative for good bye

I'll scrooch ya later brizzo

by Mathew kerber May 11, 2003

scrotchety

To be scrotchety is to be the dirtiest, nastiest, sluttiest whore. Ever.

That scrotchety bitch has herpes or some shit.

by Skylar Osterman December 24, 2008

scrotchety

To be scrotchety is to be a dirty, filthy, disgusting whore or slut. Basically to be a disgusting human being who is generally female.

Courtney Love is the perfect epitomy of scrotchetiness.
Courtney Love is a scrotchety bitch.
That scrotchety bitch has herpes or some shit.

by Skylar Osterman April 12, 2007

Scroochkins

Something which possesses a texture, similar, but not identical to, a scrotum on a frosty morning.

This apricot kernal feels really scroochkins

by Londun Johnson April 24, 2008