Blue Screen Syndrome

Traumatic case of Windows users who get computer crashes every hour, resulting in the horrors of the blue screen.

If you are a Windows user, like myself, you will experience the traumas of the Blue Screen System every so often.

Harry got Blue Screen Syndrome and quit his job as a programmer.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Blue Screen of Death

Microsoft's most interactive program which enables you to watch your computer slowly be eaten away by the crap like style of the so called WINDOWS franchise. If you want to get this program, it's quite easy really, free of charge. Just open Internet many times and copy and paste random vids on to the internet address bar and load it. It will then show you some random coded jargon that Bill Gates used to manipulate his users, of which they copy the so called Error Code and try to troubleshoot the system. Here are some steps to troubleshoot the system or BSOD.

1. Shoot the goddamn computer for god's sake.
2. Get a mac
3. Use linux
4. There really isn't anything else you can do except keep the system and watch it dump your files "MORE JARGON"
The Blue screen of death literally will kill you on impact.

Mommy look at my windoze, its blue screen of death. "Mommy and the kid were never seen again," Says bill gates.

by Adam E. and Alex Y. May 1, 2008

screen cheating

when playing a multiplayer game on one screen, cheating scum look at the other persons side of the screen to find out wot gun they have or where they are

sweens is screen cheating again

by me and ace August 15, 2006

i wanna bang you like a screen door

To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))

*usually said to a girl from the guy*

Baby, i wanna bang you like a screen door!

by jackie :) August 21, 2006

screen peek

Screen-peeking (predominantly used in Call of Duty) is the act of viewing your opponents screen in order to gain an advantage via learning the location of the opponent and ultimately gaining the upper hand. This act tends to be frowned upon in some circles and has garnered negative commentary such as, (Raged Gamer): "Omg Tim, you fucking faggot! Stop looking at my screen you fuggin n00b."

Screen Peek

by RetroSpec September 14, 2013

screen door on a submarine

1. Useless, worthless

2. To cause someone to lose hope; To disapoint; Burst your bubble

1. I don't think she should be on our team. She's a screen door on a submarine.

2. (From the Venture Bros.)
Hank: Aww come on, let me at 'em, Brock! I probably know Judo! How many of those guys can make the same boast?!
Brock: No.
Hank: Why must you be the screen door on my submarine, Brock?

by Katie Tran December 22, 2006

screensavered

1. Dunking on a defending player, especially in the NBA, and making the defender look stupid.

2. Ridiculously dunking on a defender in the NBA.

Wow!! D-Wade just "screensavered" Yao Ming!!!

by diegofromthephilippines February 4, 2007