SCOOTER TOOTER

When some kid named Tyler rides a scooter while simultaneously tooting

Hey look, it's Tyler the Scooter Tooter!

by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021

Scooter gay

Louis is a person who would ride a scooter gay and he also has a mini-scull penis he’s always bragging how good he is on everything he’s mother but a bumsauce

This kid on a scooter is a scooter gay

by Louis barn November 10, 2018

Scooter Ankle

(n) The sensational pain of hitting you ankle with your fucking scooter that one way.
ex. Go commit scooter ankle.

Fred: Let's ride our scooters!
Felix: No, I'm afraid I'll get scooter ankle.
Fred: Then, I hope you get scooter ankle you fucktard.

by Eim Gay December 1, 2019

Scooter ankle

The most terrible pain known to man. Scooter ankle happens when one hops spin a shooter and accidentally hits it apoun the leg and will immediately cry out in pain. Scooter ankle can affect all ages. If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with scooter and you may be entitled to financial compensation

Aaaaaaaaaaaa I accidentally committed scooter ankle

Dang man do you want me to call the ambulance?

by Tatapeep April 5, 2019

Scooter Cruiser

A non-handicapped lard ass that rides one of those scooter things around the shopping center because they are too lazy to walk.

Watch out for that lazy fat assed scooter cruiser. She's not handicapped, she's just fat. She will run you over if you are not careful

by yobkcis June 25, 2004

scooter hippo

Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).

Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.

by xzybit September 22, 2004

Pooter Scooter

A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss

I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.

by Pooterscooter0420 November 14, 2011