Somers is a town mostly made up of Italians and Irish. They start fights with a bunch of other towns (John Jay, Yorktown, Mahopac). People from somers are naturally very good at football. Their mascot is a tusker and a tusker is an absolute unit. The kids usually spend their time getting in to trouble and having fun.
Oh look their commenting on John Jay Instagram posts calling them fags, they must be from Somers
Somers, NY - A small town in Westchester that breeds athletes
Somers, NY - A small town in Westchester that breeds athletes
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Man 1: Hey, buddy, so I just learned where the first American flag was raised on January 1, 1776.
Man 2: Really? That's cool, where?
Man 1: On Prospect Hill, in Somerville, Massachusetts.
Man 2: Really? That's cool, where?
Man 1: On Prospect Hill, in Somerville, Massachusetts.
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White American Citizen: Boy I sure like Somerton, Philadelphia.
Filthy Russian: I have come for to ruin Somerton, Philadelphia with my fur coats and fungus filled armpits.
Filthy Russian: I have come for to ruin Somerton, Philadelphia with my fur coats and fungus filled armpits.
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