Schools a joke. Thank god this coming year is my last year. It can be hell only if you let it be. Choose your friends wisely, ignore the shitheads, do your work, and keep yourself occupied out of school (get a job) and you'll be fine. The way you deal with school shows what kind of man you'll be for the rest of your life. My typical day at school... Get to homeroom 10 minutes late, sleep in class, talk to friends at lunch, go home, go to work, hang out w/ girfriend, sleep, copy homework next day in class, do it all over again.
by Chris K.. August 06, 2007
School is a the most hated building ever for kids!! You must attend it almost EVERY SINGLE WEEKDAY until you are age 18. It is filled with kids your age and old grumpy ugly adults who call themselves "teachers". A teacher's job is too bore you for 6 hours and then send you home and too bore yourself at home with homework.
by jahzara October 20, 2005
a place that the goverment makes you go to, that realy has no value. think about it, histoy? WTF. geography, plz. four years of english, manditory? why, am i not speaking it now, waste of class space. spanish/french/german/ect. ya, thats real imortant, 50 bucks says you never leave the county to live after school.
elm. school, prepares you for middle school, middle school prepares you for high school, high shool prepares you for collage, collage prepares you for life. so basicly, you waste 18 years (or more for some)of life, getting ready to live? why? can they not stop at kindergarden, they teach you everything you need to know, put things away when your done, share, be nice, ect. kindergarden was the only pro-life class you will ever come by.
Teachers, if they really get as little as they say, why in the hell do they do it? really, spend 8 or more hours, dealing with imature kids, that sounds realy smart, maybe they need to go back to school.
elm. school, prepares you for middle school, middle school prepares you for high school, high shool prepares you for collage, collage prepares you for life. so basicly, you waste 18 years (or more for some)of life, getting ready to live? why? can they not stop at kindergarden, they teach you everything you need to know, put things away when your done, share, be nice, ect. kindergarden was the only pro-life class you will ever come by.
Teachers, if they really get as little as they say, why in the hell do they do it? really, spend 8 or more hours, dealing with imature kids, that sounds realy smart, maybe they need to go back to school.
So John, you want to play some football after school?
nah, i can't, i got histoy homework.
what? why? ou will never need history in life.
I know. I know.
nah, i can't, i got histoy homework.
what? why? ou will never need history in life.
I know. I know.
by Kyle owens September 13, 2005
The place where children from 4-18 are forced to go to. It is probably the cause of 30% of suicidals from children. The teachers are one of the following. Good- usually in 20's... these teachers know what bad teachers are and make learning about things fun and enjoyable also, maybe doesnt hand out alot of homework. Normal- These teachers are alright. They make it semi exicting, and somtimes do fun stuff, and somtimes do boring stuff. Maybe hands out an ok ammount of homework. Bad- These people are idiots. They keep you inside a room with boring crap on the walls and assign you to sit next to people you hate on purpose. They hand out large ammounts of homework after a large assignment is givin in class. They sit you in there for what seems like the whole day forcing you to read books with pages torn out and written on. They dont care that your a person, they yell at you for the tinist things. See asshole douchebag asshole. But, even if you have the good kind of teacher, school is still murder. They keep you in there for 6-7 hours. You only learn like one thing per 3 days because all you do is review. Also, schools are full of gangsters, assholes, gays, gay bashers, racists, tatle tales, thives, annoing people, gamefreaks, hyper people, people who think theyre funny but they arent corny. Also, there is peer pressure. You fall under one of the 3 categories. "Cool", "Normals", or "Losers". You are typicly made fun of if you fall under normals or losers. Cool people don't let you even talk to them, and if you do you will get your ass kicked in an ally after school. But, its all worth it. Though most of the things you learn (example: knowing how to make a guitar out of rubber bands and a box) you wont need to know. But alot of the things such as math, spelling, and geography you will need to know. So school can be alright if you ignore the jerkoffs.
Jeff at 13: My gayass teacher gave us a math assignment. ILL NEVER NEED TO USE THIS CRAP!
Jeff at 33 works as a math teacher and has recived 10 best teacher awards. He makes a heafty ammount of money yearly and has a nice house and 2 kids.
Jeff at 33 works as a math teacher and has recived 10 best teacher awards. He makes a heafty ammount of money yearly and has a nice house and 2 kids.
by Miniman447 May 04, 2005
School is a place you go for 20 years so your parents can have sex, knowing you won't be around to find out about it.
School is also worthless, not because we're not smart just because I have better things to be doing with my time than wasting 8 hours out of my life.
School is also worthless, not because we're not smart just because I have better things to be doing with my time than wasting 8 hours out of my life.
by Good Sameritan November 02, 2005
Hell its self where they keep children prizoner and the people that work there are children's worst nightmare and they have celebrations when there's no school (they bug the crap out of there parents)
by Crazycat01 March 08, 2017
Im going to school!
by Boys<3 April 23, 2011