Owen Schneider

someone who is in class not doing his work.

this kids an owen schneider .

by GD Gamer November 7, 2019

David Schneider

A pussy bitch that struggles to rob females because he uses an empty clip. Cant rob males because he always gets his shit rocked. Also know to look like AIDS under a microscope.

Oh jesus not DAVID SCHNEIDER. He just got beat up and the video went viral on snapchat.

by BitchyVibess December 1, 2019

Schneider

A professional bitch puller.

Look at him with all the bitches, he's definitely a Schneider.

by theprofessionalpuller October 1, 2022

Schneidered

When one gets an erection from feet.

“I was watching a icarly with my brother and I got an erection, I think I Schneidered”

by That one urban Dictionary user December 26, 2022

Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025