Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Schneidered

Getting removed or forced out of somewhere sooner than expected

Billy pre-drank too much and got Schneidered by the bouncers, shortly after entering the club

by DickieKay October 17, 2025

Schneider

Essentially replaces swear words(ex:nigger,fuck,shit)

I HATE SCHNEIDERS
OH SCHNEIDER

by Stinkoo May 20, 2025

Rob Schneider

rhyming slang for , cigarette lighter.

Ready to roll, u got a Rob Schneider?

by luccirosso April 12, 2024

Dan Schneider

A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod

Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*

by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024

schneidered

getting Dan schneidered means being sexually harassed or touched in any way that made you feel unsafe or uncomfortable in any way.

"Damn bro i cant believe even Michelle Obama got schneidered"

by thegalacticgrape March 24, 2024