Dan Schneider

A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks

he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality

he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.

Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.

Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.

by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024

arthur schneider

Arthur Schneider is fat, ugly and dumb. His favorite games are minecraft and clash royal. His dream job is to be an clash royal pro player (NO JOKE!!!!). Nobody likes him rly and he has no right friends. His hairs look like sombody shits on his head. Bastard

This nigga looks like Arthur Schneider, fat, ugly and dumb.

by FatArthur May 11, 2017

Schneidered

Getting removed or forced out of somewhere sooner than expected

Billy pre-drank too much and got Schneidered by the bouncers, shortly after entering the club

by DickieKay October 17, 2025

Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

Schneidered

When one gets an erection from feet.

“I was watching a icarly with my brother and I got an erection, I think I Schneidered”

by That one urban Dictionary user December 26, 2022

celine schneider

A nice girl who always needs attention. But she is nice.

she is such an attention freak, but also so nice she is such a celine schneider

by 227loveyou227 May 4, 2017