schitzophonic

a person who uses a hands free device on their cell phone to hold conversations while performing mundane tasks such as shopping, giving the impression that they are having a conversation with themselves.

I hate it when a schitzophonic wlks up behind me. My first reaction is to respond and they always look at me like I'M crazy when I do.

by elvisluvsyu June 6, 2005

Schnitzel Bitch

Used by American servicemen stationed in Germany to refer to German women, especially the women who frequent the same clubs and bars as American servicemen.

I tore that schnitzel bitch up last night.

One of those schnitzel bitches gave me the clap, now I got drippy dick.

by ChipSlap February 2, 2005

Schvitzing

Sweating, exhibiting perspiration.

Just came back from a walk, it's so hot and humid outside I'm schvitzing!

by Leopard Lady July 28, 2015

Schnitzelkraut

A dish, of which the ingredients are a great mistery, found in the upper regions of Austria or in certain parts of the internet. A meal enjoyed mainly be nazis.

<nipes> I finally finished the animation that is due tomorrow.
<phil> SCHNITZELKRAUT!

by filR October 23, 2005

schvitz

sweat

Oy, that guy should take a bath! His schvitz is starting to ferment.

by Loretta La Rue April 20, 2003

Schlitz

A fine brew from the 1960's that is currently experiencing a return to popularity, though the recipe is not the same as the '60's era it is marketed as "Schlitz".

Patron: "Gimme 6 Schlitz's"
Barman: "We dont have Schlitz"
Patron: "Whatever's free!"

by Lanfill February 21, 2011

schlitz-faced

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

by Anomaly July 17, 2005