SCAN WHORE

A scan whore refers to someone that plays the game Rainbow Six Siege they scans enemy’s to get points and usually has very few kills and climbs to the top of the leader board

“Hey why the fuck is max on top of the leader board he has one kill and I have 12”
“He is a scan whore that’s why”

by SockRock February 19, 2018

sahnari

She is the most beautiful human being and is an amazing girlfriend who will die for you and cuddle with you at night. She just wants to be loved and not fake love she wants real love

I want sahnari she’s just everything

by Sahnari February 4, 2019

Scandaroo

A Scandaroo is a large reptile used for transport(Viking) or ridden into battle(by a Valkyrie). Historically, Vikings have ridden in the pouch of a Tyrannosaurus Rex which has enough room for for the Viking and several containers of mead. Alternatively, those same large sized reptiles have been used as mounts by Valkyries specifically to hunt laser raptors as seen in the 2015 documentary 'Kung Fury'.

Henrick! There is a dinosaur scaring the neighbor children!

Takk skal du ha! The Scandaroo has arrived with my Amazon Prime mead order! Hammar!

by Dingo DeFalco September 29, 2023

Too Fat To Scan

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.

Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"

by JacOP October 5, 2013

Throwing the scan

Hand gesture in which you hold your fingers apart, extend your arm out with your hand facing downwards. A way of greeting someone or showing enthusiasm towards a subject. Used throughout the agricultural sector.

If your freind walked into the pub you may carry out this gesture and say "throwing the scan".

by Lewis Dyer March 8, 2020

U-Scan

A machine used to purchase goods with out directly going to a cashier. Often requires reading a screen to tell you what to do next, but no one ever reads anything and starts screaming at the U-scan attendant.

"Damn that cashier looks pissed and her line is way too long, lets go to U-Scan."
Customer: "Excuse me it says please wait for the cashier"
U-Scan Attendant:"Yes sir you are the cashier this is U-scan, just hit the green enter button"
Customer:"No, it says im waiting for cashier"
U-Scan Attendant:"Yes and this is U-SCAN and you are the cashier, so just hit the enter button"
Customer:"So what do I do?"
Attendant bashes had off wall repetitively

by REBECKA_ROSE_WICKER January 11, 2009

Sister Scandal

James Charles and Tati’s (non-existent!) relationship.

Or, how Tati’s forty minute long video completely destroyed James Charles’ makeup career.

So, spill the tea.
Did you hear about how James Charles lost 1.5 million subs?
I knooooow. What a sister scandal!

by and that’s the tea! May 12, 2019