vaginal sasquatch

Excessively hairy/furry snatch. Often moplike, care should be taken to avoid what might be crawling around in it (use a hat while using the meat).

That bitch braided her pussy hairs, she's a real vaginal sasquatch.

by sweetgy June 29, 2009

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Frozen Sasquatch

Receiving a hand job while your balls are frozen by an ice cream treat.

"Trindl, as soon as I'm done unloading this truck, meet me in the walk in cooler for a frozen Sasquatch" -Kyle

by Siegeller August 10, 2020

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sasquatch bajina

basically a very hairy and possibly kinda smelly pussy that is best kept rarely seen

your sasquatch bajina is so hairy if i go down on you i'll be coughing up hairballs for a month

by soupeymark April 26, 2010

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city sasquatch

A bigfoot who has moved into urban territory. (also see Urban Saquatch)

Me: "I just saw an 9 ft. tall guy covered in hair run out from behind that dumpster and into the park."

Friend: "You probably just saw a city sasquatch."

by O. Percent September 10, 2014

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Sasquatching

mutual masturbation between two males using the feet, often including an asphyxiation element using a noose.

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, Robert Kirkman would head up to the mountains for some sasquatching (with the actual sasquatch)

by thedwarfer November 13, 2011

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The series of Jack Link's beef jerky commercials featuring foolhardy groups of young adults toying with Sasquatch. Said toying almost always ends with the throwing/beating of a member of the group by Sasquatch.

Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents: Messin' with Sasquatch.

Heeeey wanna ride? It's ok. ..Sasquatch approaches car and driver subsequently drives off.. Sorrrrry. We're sorry. ..Repeats.. Sasquatch busts window and throws passenger.

Feed your wild side.

by BobWeaver December 8, 2007

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