by rachyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 16, 2010
a big baby faced douche bag that usually cries about how he cant get any vagina. This person also loves to get it analy and is very aggressive towards others that have a bigger penis than his baby ass self has. Including to the baby face, he also has a baby dick, lol. He likes to wrestle, due to the fact that he does this cause he likes to wrestle around with other sweaty guys and then gives them a kiss for his victory on the lips. this name seriously refers to the biggest baby-faced homo ever!!!!!!
by all that remains September 17, 2008
complete jack-ass, childish, stupid, plays with yu-gi-oh even though he's in high school, plays with action figures and barbies (seriously i am not kidding), has some creapy dandruff issue but not on his head but on his skin, is completly and utterly gay, is about as strait as a pretzel, dresses like he is color blind (no seriously he looked like a pumpkin on top and puke on the bottom), spits when he talks, drools but not just in his sleep in the day too, is friends with a creepy but stupid stalker, and as i said before GAY.
girl1: who is that guy? is he taken?
girl2: that is Ryan and ya he is. he's with james
girl1: oh so he's bisexual?
girl2: no he is gay
girl2: that is Ryan and ya he is. he's with james
girl1: oh so he's bisexual?
girl2: no he is gay
by LiveLoveAndNeverLie August 31, 2010
an infamous commenter on funnyjunk. He comments gay and racist comments on almost every picture, video, and game. He usually talks about fucking john,also an infamous commenter, and hates a person named roxy.
Person 1: Man I hate Ryan he's a faggot.
Person 2: What are talking about he rules. He's funny as hell.
Person 3: Ryan for president
Person 1: You can all fuck your selves.
Ryan : Go fuck yourself I rule and i love John
Person 2: What are talking about he rules. He's funny as hell.
Person 3: Ryan for president
Person 1: You can all fuck your selves.
Ryan : Go fuck yourself I rule and i love John
by Sludge12345 January 13, 2008
by DoctorHug September 30, 2015
a guy that you would think would never cheat but then does
he thinks hes better than everyone but really has a small freckly dick.
he likes to break girls hearts and is a big homo
he thinks hes better than everyone but really has a small freckly dick.
he likes to break girls hearts and is a big homo
by courtneyvoohage November 04, 2008