Rule 33

When in doubt it's a man. This internet rules applies to guessing the gender of a forum, chatroom, or instant messenger user.

When trying to figuar out a online users gender remember Rule 33.

by D.B.H. January 4, 2007

Rule 2298

The Rule Stating The Maximum Number Of Favorites On YouTube. The Number Is Not Influenced By Any Reason.

YouTube Message: You Have Reached The Maximum Number Of Favorites; Being 2298.

Random YouTuber: FUUUUUUUU!!!!

YouTuber's Mom: Rule 2298.

by Meta_Knight October 16, 2011

FFF rule

If it flies, floats or fucks, don't buy it. Rent it. That's the FFF Rule.

"Dude, never buy a boat. If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it. That's the FFF Rule." - Anonymous

by idyt December 5, 2016

Rule 245

The rule that SSoHPKC is always hot.

Person 1: "Whoa, Seamus looks so weird with that derp face doesn't he?"
Person 2: "Rule 245, rule 245."

by Goldhugz July 30, 2011

The Applebee's Rule

A rule usually made among a close group of high school or college friends stating that the first person in the group to lose their virginity gets a free dinner at Applebee's paid for by the other members. The rule can sometimes be extended to include all members with the last one usually getting a steak dinner marking a celebration of entering adulthood.

Yo, I just lost my V-Card, are we still going through with The Applebee's Rule?

by Noiren October 21, 2018

sidewalk rule

When a man and a woman are dating, the man walks on the part of the sidewalk closer to the street and the woman walks on the inside of the sidewalk further from the street.

*girlfriend and boyfriend walking on the sidewalk not following the sidewalk rule*
woman: “let’s switch spots in order to obey the sidewalk rule”
man: “the what?”
woman: “…it’s time to break up”

by Grace knows best March 28, 2022

Age Rule

The rule (invented by wise men but which should also be adopted by wise women) which states that half your age plus seven is the youngest acceptable age of a potential romantic partner. (Does not work inverted.)

Example: "C'mon, man, she's legal!"
"She's 19; you're 26. Just because she's not jailbait anymore doesn't mean you should date the girl. Don't you know the Age Rule?"
Number Example: 26/2=13. 13+7=20.

by UnashamedBitch October 11, 2012