Retro Fuck

Someone who should've been fucked a long time ago but still hasn't.

Oh man Retro Fuck that fucker.

by JoeNJ2 September 15, 2012

retro relevant

Thing or person once relevant who experiences a resurgence of popularity not because of any skill or talent, but simply because they were once relevant.

"Dude, I can't wait for that backstreet boy come back tour!"
"No bro, they are so retro relevant!"

by Punk Master Fresh April 21, 2015

Retro Biscuits

Those biscuits you used to eat when you were a kid, and you were amazed to stumble upon some re-packaged in the super market the other day when you were all grown up or find in your friends cupboard. Famous ones include the'nice' biscuits which were anything but nice, the ring shaped biscuits with multi coloured icing on that make your teeth itch and look like some acid trip induced creation from the 60's (and still do! including pink and brown colours!) and such things as Bourbons and custard creams can be considered 'retro'

"John, check out the retro biscuits Chris has in his cupboard"

by Steveoz32 February 05, 2007

Retro-Sexual

Old School Sexual, with wisps of homophobia. Extremely manly (males), extremely feminine (females).
Antonyms: metro-sexual, tolerant.

The dude in the wife-beater is so retro-sexual.

by Lee Petersen September 06, 2005

retro sexual

A person who has not had sex in several years, or even decades

"Dude, I havent gotten laid in months, I think im turning retro sexual"

by Mikeynineinch June 14, 2007

retro inception

When you learn something about your own thoughts from your dream.

After being chased down the hall all night in my dream last night, I realized that I'm afraid of my 3rd grade teacher. Must have been retro inception.

by dreamer1234579 May 15, 2011

retro metro

The resurgence of popularity in old-school men's grooming products, like straight-razors and shaving brushes and soap, dress attire, and cocktails. Made popular by shows like Mad Men. Differs from "metro" in that it is a more gentlemanly way for a guy to spend time maintaining his appearance. It emphasizes the notion of the "classic gentlemen".

"Hey Joe, did you just get a haircut?"

"Yeah man, I went to the barber shop for a cut and straight razor shave. I'm going retro metro."

Girl 1: "See that guy wearing the three piece suit and drinking a vodka gimlet?"
Girl 2: "The one with the fedora?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, he's hot - totally retro metro."

by themanlygentlemen June 22, 2012