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retro relevant

Thing or person once relevant who experiences a resurgence of popularity not because of any skill or talent, but simply because they were once relevant.
"Dude, I can't wait for that backstreet boy come back tour!"
"No bro, they are so retro relevant!"
by Punk Master Fresh April 21, 2015
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Retro-book

When the internet at Strathclyde University is so slow that Facebook just comes up as a list of links!
Awww fuck I'm on Retro-book again! REFRESH!
by Bro:! November 21, 2010
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Retro Biscuits

Those biscuits you used to eat when you were a kid, and you were amazed to stumble upon some re-packaged in the super market the other day when you were all grown up or find in your friends cupboard. Famous ones include the'nice' biscuits which were anything but nice, the ring shaped biscuits with multi coloured icing on that make your teeth itch and look like some acid trip induced creation from the 60's (and still do! including pink and brown colours!) and such things as Bourbons and custard creams can be considered 'retro'
"John, check out the retro biscuits Chris has in his cupboard"
by Steveoz32 December 13, 2008
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Retro-Sexual

Old School Sexual, with wisps of homophobia. Extremely manly (males), extremely feminine (females).
Antonyms: metro-sexual, tolerant.
The dude in the wife-beater is so retro-sexual.
by Lee Petersen September 22, 2005
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retro sexual

A person who has not had sex in several years, or even decades
"Dude, I havent gotten laid in months, I think im turning retro sexual"
by Mikeynineinch July 12, 2007
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retro real

you were getting molested by kaptain kangaroo when these 22-yr-old hipster blitches are wearing his t-shirts today.

you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka
damn bitch, that girl was in preschool when you were in 12th grade. retro real mufucka!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!
by ron jaworski, quarterback October 6, 2012
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Retro Craftwars

A game everybody should hate and not play
guy 1: Hey do you play Retro Craftwars?
guy 2: How and why are you in my house
by 101001010 October 27, 2020
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