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Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.
by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011
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we just recently had steaks

Also knows as, wjrhs, is the english pronoun for choads having a fine dinner of steaks.
We just recently had steaks at bob sags
by Steaksjaycee August 14, 2018
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recepticle

Recepticle or receptacle to "receive back,"

In Zoology
*an organ or structure that receives a secretion, eggs, sperm cells, etc.

Common use
* women that receive secretions, spermatozoa, etc. without requiring a condom.
"left me a voice message. "Next time you use me as a cum recepticle, please..."
by SuraScent June 9, 2007
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Receptionista

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.
"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."
by Tony Red September 2, 2009
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Reece

Reece is the fittest boy you will ever know if u give him your heart he will keep it safe and if u get it back it will be better than brand new

He is loyal and he will never do anything that would hurt you

He is generous and my gosh does he have a good since in style

Reece's are likely to have curly hair and all they care about is love when a Reece has a girlfriend she will be the luckiest girl in the world he will make sure he does anything for that special one

A Reece cares about his appearance and will put hoodies over his face if he thinks he looks bad but us girlies know he doesn't
Reece is a buff ting
by Herrrr April 5, 2016
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semen receptacle

A whore/teen whose only purpose and use in life is to receive sufficent amounts of sperm all over her body. (most often in her mouth).
Oh my god, look at that semen receptacle, shes dripping with cum!
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receptacle

An old word used to describe a sex-only relationship. "Receptacle" was made popular by a handsome young Physician character on the 80s television drama St. Elsewhere. The young Doctor said: "I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for a receptacle." For the era, this was quite shocking. President Reagan was in office at the time.
Modern example: "Dude, I just can't handle a relationship that requires meaningful social interaction. I only need a receptacle to ejaculate my goo into."
by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010
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