relationship vulture

This describes the person that, rather than pursue a relationship of their own, wait for a friend to get out of a bad relationship and then swoop in take advantage of a vulnerable and single state.

He is a relationship vulture, eating at the carcass of her deceased relationship.

by lolweird February 25, 2018

Nofun Relationship

A relationship where two people don't actually go out and have fun, they just talk about it.

Stevie: Let's go get ice cream!

Anita: No, let's just continue talking on the phone.

Stevie: This is a nofun relationship

by September10 October 23, 2008

Chlamidid Relationship

A relationship in which two people are connected through a mutual sexual disease, usually obtained through the whoreish actions of one partner.

"She said come over, but I told her I don't have time for a chlamidid relationship."

by KrisKetchup December 12, 2012

Interspecies relationship

Sounds more sophisticated than beastiality.

John was in an interspecies relationship with a fiery female hyena.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2017

covidded relationship

When two people are sheltering in place together, they are in a covidded relationship.

“When John and Ethan became roommates a few months ago they never realized because of the pandemic they would be in a serious and covidded relationship.”

by Atomicfiretruck April 18, 2020

Double Penis Relationship (DPR)

A male homosexual couple.
Cp. to a Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR) and a Single Penis Relationship (SPR)

Did you know, Johnnie and James just started a proper Double Penis Relationship (DPR) together!

by ThePhysopher October 2, 2016

Half-Life of a Relationship

Half-Life of a relationship is the time necessary to get over a breakup as expressed as a percentage of the total length of time of the relationship. For example some people take about 1/3 the time the entire relationship lasted for the sense of loss to finally resolve. Concept comes from nuclear physics where the half-life of radioactive material to become less toxic as expressed as a time value from the exposure (breakup) to the radioactive material.

“Man, I dated her for a whole year, and we broke up. It seems from experience that my half-life of the relationship will be about 4 months!”

“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”

by Zagorzan November 27, 2019