A sharp pain that occurs while shitting- caused by a dry turd that scrapes your anal walls, and stretches your grippers!
by ozzoloc November 30, 2003
Someone who has long, sharp toenails that constantly seems to stab you with them in bed. Makes for a long night and a short relationship.
Molly kept trying to spoon me. However, I wanted no part of it because she kept stabbing me with her razor toes.
by Mister Wunderful October 17, 2007
A favorite tool of cutters and cokeheads, razor blades are often used to cut drugs into powder or to slice one's flesh when cutting.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely
2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun
2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun
Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.
by True_Lust July 22, 2019
by Slumdog January 17, 2009
by vanessa723 October 14, 2006
by Xanadoo July 02, 2008