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j.k. rowling

(also known as Jo Rowling by her loyal fans) One of the most famous writers of our times. Author of the Harry Potter series, the best-selling books of all times (besides the Bible, of course). Although her books are considered "children books" by ignorant muggles, they have become more mature as the protagonist, Harry Potter, gets older.
I want to meet J.K. Rowling so I can ask her dozens of questions.
by GabyGranger October 1, 2006
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rawlings

A former president of Ghana who ruled the country by killing all the former Presidents alive in that country. Most people know him as Scottish-bastard since he never-ever saw his dad. He spent two years searching for his dad but didn't see him.

Any bastard who turned up to be president by using one race/tribe against another eg Saddam Hussien, Robert Mugabe,etc.

Osama is rawlings all the Afghanistans!
rawlings is what osama does in afghanistan.
by Prosper November 6, 2007
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J.K. Rowling

A trans exclusionary radical feminist. She believes trans women aren't real women, which is quite strange given that trans women are quite epic to be able to overcome their mortal flesh and be women.

Oh, she also wrote a book series where a rich famous child born rich and famous uses his riches and famousness to get by in the world, and eventually kills someone with trauma who grew up in poverty.
Person 1: "Hey, I'm reading Harry Potter! It's alright, the writing is a bit mid, and I'm annoyed that the actor in the movies doesn't have green eyes."

Person 2: "Oh, yeah! By J.K. Rowling, right?"

Person 1: *looks into their eyes* "She who shall not be named, you mean. We do not utter terf's names in this household. Seperate the artist from the art, eh?"

Person 2: *nods vigorously*
by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022
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j.k Rowling

they are known to be assassins and very hurtless persons, if you hear that name run .
person 1 : i heard that j.k Rowling killed an owl !!!
person 2 : well, i heard that she killed innocent teens .
by shylittlereader January 3, 2021
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J.K. Rowling

Medicore writer who probably stole the idea for Harry Potter from a writer who is actually tallented.

Any time you see her on TV, she will tell the interviewer how much she hates the movies, despite being made underservedly rich from them.
Interviwer: "So tell us what you think on the new movie Ms. Rowling"

J.K. Rowling: "Meh, they got it so wrong when Harry ruined Fred's beard-juice"

*Takes another £1M cheque*
by Percy October 17, 2005
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crack rawlins

some one who is a complete cunt, with disregard to all other human life
that guy is a fuckin crack rawlins, he put ketchup over a disabled guys head
by marc roussel September 18, 2008
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raelina

A girl who is ambition's not afraid to work hard for what she wants & takes nothing from no one.
If you want somebody good, find a raelina
by ralonna December 22, 2013
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