I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

Rather Be Elsewher

A popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation. It follows Carter Wood, just your average high schooler, who faces many difficulties. Can Carter handle the stress of high school and bullies, or will his 2 friends and and 3 dads get him through. Find out in Rather Be Else where anew musical. (sound track soon coming to iTunes and Spotify)

Friend 1: Hey are you going to see that new show “Rather Be Elsewhere” yet?
Friend 2: No. I just haven’t had the time to because I just got a new job and I have a little one coming.
*Friend 1 pulls out a gun and shoots Friend 2 in the face

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Rather eat my own shit

Used to express that you really don’t want to do something.

Are you going to the football game? Hell no, I’d rather eat my own shit.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

Rather

More readily or willingly.

Rather than be naked, I'd slip back on my wet boxer brief undies!

by Turo Fernandez November 1, 2019

I'd rather bang CPA

Hell to the no. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances would I do that. Ever.

Q: Do you want to go on a date?
A: I'd rather bang CPA than go on a date with you.

by ILB September 17, 2013

rather fuck a crack in the road

Doing a crack in the road

I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate

by Murdey August 2, 2024