Ranks

A unique name given to only those who are the sexiest of the sexy
Girl: Hey look at that sexy guy over there.
other Girl: Hes the sexiest guy i have ever seen!
Guy: oh him? Yeah thats Ranks.
by Exhi May 21, 2011
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Rank 1

A Dutch trance group formed in 1997. It has two members, Benno De Goeij and Piet Bervoets. Their biggest hit is Airwave. Two Trance Energy anthems have been by Rank 1, 2005's was 'Beats@Rank-1 Dotcom' and 2009's 'L.E.D. Their Be Light.'
Person #1: Rank 1 is awesome!
Person #2: Yea right, you call that supersaw nonsense music? Rank 1 killed trance. Real trance lovers know Rank 1 and their Dutch trance ruined the genre.
Person #1: Quit being so pretentious.
by Purple Circles April 25, 2009
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Amazon rank

verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Etymology: From 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com's website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include "Bastard Out of Carolina," "Lady Chatterly's Lover," prominent romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.
"I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly's Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene."

"My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay."
by misshepeshu April 12, 2009
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Rank Bomb

Water bottles filled with every gross expired substance in thy house of your possesion mixed into a toxic paste to be hurdled towards someones home / establishment . ( normally a hate crime )
" hey bro, you tryna Rank Bomb the dude who just moved into our neighborhood? "

" yeah bro let's go Rank Bomb em "
by Da Bois July 11, 2018
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amazon rank

To remove or deny a book's ranking status on Amazon.com on the basis of 'adult content', although in reality the basis is GLBT and romance novels.

To hypocritcally refuse something on the basis of 'adult content' while allowing something with an even higher 'adult content'
Example of usage: “I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly’s Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene.”

Alternate usage: “My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay.”
by hyuy April 12, 2009
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S rank

A perfection in a subject. Flawless in whatever it is your doing. Getting a higher percentage or always at the top 100% rate.
Getting an A+ rank is commonly obtained by getting a 95% - 100%

Getting an S rank is obtained by getting 100% or more (usually by bonus)
by Emblemz October 02, 2009
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Close Ranks

When you see a group of girls and you approach to spit game, but they ignore you or turn hostile and don't allow you to approach them.
Me to friends: Look at that group of chicks over at the bar. Let's go spit some game.

Friends to me: I wouldn't bother. They'll probably close ranks as soon as they see you walking toward them.
by Hearshotkid_2113 August 24, 2018
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