uncle randall

a person that cannot handle heavy drinking and smoking. Uncle Randall No Can Handle.

Boy: Did you know heʻs a Uncle Randall
Boy 2: Really? I never thought so.
Boy : Yeah he had only 3 shots and passed out.

by Betel Nut September 5, 2016

The Full Randall

Spread you ass cheeks and you asshole for 15 seconds and if someone looks directly into your asshole you have to start the timer over until the 15 second timer goes off with No one looking into it

“Did the stripper go the full month?”
“He went the The Full Randall til someone looked at him, he was standing there for a full 5 mins, we couldn’t stop looking into it.”

by Carbon42069 February 14, 2020

Bob Randal

This deceased pilot is a legend. He sunk his plane in a lake in northern Wisconsin. More specifically, underneath a certain family's swim raft. The plane is sunk underneath 3 feet of muck and seaweed and the air continues to leak out until one day, his body will float to the top. His spirit haunts the lake, and he drags victims down to the murky bottom. If you're swimming in a lake in northern wisconsin and something grabs your foot, it's probably Bob Randal.

*swimming in the dark*
Girl: "Ha, I hope Bob Randal doesn't get you, bae. Watch out."
*there's a slash, then silence*
Girl: "Bae.....?"

by hipstervoleslayer August 4, 2014

Ivan Randall

a person that loves to display multiple pictures of themselves in their cubicle

"Whoa! You're an Ivan!"

by Bombquisha October 16, 2003

Randall Wise

Tall ginger with a huge cock that is known for fucking your mom

Wow that Randall Wise fucked your mom and your sister.

by Big dee 420 November 8, 2019

Randall

A sex crazed outcast obsessed with My Little Pony, and Kim Kardashian's ass. A Randall is constantly bugging women way out of his league for any kind of physical contact.

That Randall just got peppersprayed again!

by Hugh Mungus III March 2, 2017

the wet randall

the act of spluging in an ear of the same sex. than sticking ur member in the ear and twisting it back and forth.

i gave davers the wet randall

by the wet randall September 8, 2009