penis pumpers

any possible way to make a guy have an erection

when me and my girls went streaking that time , all the guys called us penis pumpers

by penis pumpers August 8, 2009

stump pumper

a. a person who bones amputees stumps.

b. an amputee that bones people with their stump , stump hump

stump pumper : Dont bother getting out of the wheelchair , i will just pump your stump.

you : sure or i can stuff my stump in your twizzy .

by det.und October 3, 2005

Pumpernickel

Used to describe someone of a dark brown or black skin tone. Originated from pumpernickel, a dark bread. Abbreviated version is 'pumps'.

That pumpernickel Wesley Snipes was sent to jail for tax evasion.

5 pumps tried to jack me last night.

by El Deee December 21, 2010

fist pumper

guy who masturbates frequently, complete asshole

Guy: John still doesn't have a girlfriend?

Other Guy: Yea, he's becoming a real fist pumper.

by sillysallie July 22, 2010

Pumpernickel

A bowling game to get drunk. A shot is taken for every strike, by those who did not get a strike

I'm taking that chick I just met to play pumpernickel. Better I play, drunker she gets.

by Caceezy November 9, 2014

Peter-Pumper

How a hick insults someone from civilization when trying to call them a jerk. Can be used in the verb form when used in retaliation.

Kamiza: YOUR A PETER-PUMPER!!!
Ciolino: I peter-pumped your mom.

by Kyle Wynne August 9, 2006

chunk pumper

Any friend that will fuck a fat girl, to take one for the team.

Last night, Tommy drew the small stray and was the designated chunk pumper for the night.

by HA_13 November 5, 2015