The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper
by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018

by poopy butt August 29, 2016

the juices left on a surface after a woman has been sexually excited and her vaginal secretions oozed through her clothing
by the_blind_owl February 22, 2010

Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.
by mighty mighty SEALtone August 30, 2013

A nigger puddle is any puddle found containing the remains of a black man having been shot or stabbed. They often are red with blood and usually contain an unidentifiable black man without his wallet or shoes. These puddles are often the results of a drive by or murder by opposing gangs.
I was walking down the street smoking weed, and when I looked down I was hardly startled by the nigga puddle beneath me.
by mysteriousnesss November 5, 2009

Panty puddles are...1) The result of the best foreplay known to man, or woman; 2) Evidence that she wants a penis inserted; 3) A sign that no lubrication will be necessary.
A nice car, 10 inch dick, and ability to play basketball increase the saturation of the panties.
A nice car, 10 inch dick, and ability to play basketball increase the saturation of the panties.
"Man, I got her so wet, I could see her panty puddles through her jeans."
"I washed my jeans four times, but I still can't get rid of those damn panty puddle stains."
"I washed my jeans four times, but I still can't get rid of those damn panty puddle stains."
by Pompy April 12, 2007

by kevin barry May 13, 2006
