Puddy Pucker

In short, when one Puddy-Puckers they are (with every ounce of their being) attempting to hold in a fart that they are almost positive could result in a hot-liquid-ass explosion, but the attempt fails (usually due to a weakened rectum muscle) and piping hot shart builds a new home in one's britches.

Enough Mexican food will get anyone to puddy pucker within hours.

by OfGoodNature July 9, 2014

The pucker factor

The clench factor. Fear factor. You tense up your entire body beginning with your ass. Usually on a scale from one to ten.

Getting ran cut off, ran off the road, sideswiped and flipped upside dow. Various degrees of the pucker factor there.

by masteryt May 25, 2012

butthole pucker

To "butthole pucker" is to be annoyed or uncomfortable.

Person 1: Your making my butthole pucker
Person 2: Ew...
Person 1: WAIT NOT LIKE THAT-

by kaikaijuju August 15, 2023

fub puckers

Fub Puckers are the fucks that go to the same pub every day because it's their bar. These are the people who swoop up the glasses, empty ashtrays, clean minor messes, low key handle the douchebags. The regulars, if you will.

Hell yeah, I love this bar. Nothing ever happens here because all of us Fub Puckers handle it quickly.

by Daddy Max January 5, 2019

Puckered Donga

A shriveled penis; a penis that has aged for at least 70 years; a person acting like a cranky old ass; to be used with a twat waffle

1. You are such a puckered donga. 2. Stick that puckered donga in that twat waffle.

by Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki December 1, 2017

duck pucker

One continually screws things up.

That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.

by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015

Mud Pucker

When you shart and rub your butt cheeks together like spreading lipstick.

“Man, after Taco Bell I pulled a really wet mud pucker.”

by Gamin2001 May 18, 2020