A loose, gaping asshole.
by Dooosh May 20, 2014
In short, when one Puddy-Puckers they are (with every ounce of their being) attempting to hold in a fart that they are almost positive could result in a hot-liquid-ass explosion, but the attempt fails (usually due to a weakened rectum muscle) and piping hot shart builds a new home in one's britches.
by OfGoodNature July 09, 2014
by VengefulGrandma July 19, 2015
by Big chub August 04, 2017
The clench factor. Fear factor. You tense up your entire body beginning with your ass. Usually on a scale from one to ten.
Getting ran cut off, ran off the road, sideswiped and flipped upside dow. Various degrees of the pucker factor there.
by masteryt February 29, 2012
To "butthole pucker" is to be annoyed or uncomfortable.
by kaikaijuju August 15, 2023
Fub Puckers are the fucks that go to the same pub every day because it's their bar. These are the people who swoop up the glasses, empty ashtrays, clean minor messes, low key handle the douchebags. The regulars, if you will.
Hell yeah, I love this bar. Nothing ever happens here because all of us Fub Puckers handle it quickly.
by Daddy Max January 05, 2019