A loose, gaping asshole.
by Dooosh May 20, 2014

by Gutter boy December 5, 2016

by Big chub August 10, 2017

Fub Puckers are the fucks that go to the same pub every day because it's their bar. These are the people who swoop up the glasses, empty ashtrays, clean minor messes, low key handle the douchebags. The regulars, if you will.
Hell yeah, I love this bar. Nothing ever happens here because all of us Fub Puckers handle it quickly.
by Daddy Max January 5, 2019

by Gamin2001 May 18, 2020

by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015

The clench factor. Fear factor. You tense up your entire body beginning with your ass. Usually on a scale from one to ten.
Getting ran cut off, ran off the road, sideswiped and flipped upside dow. Various degrees of the pucker factor there.
by masteryt May 25, 2012
