procrastidate

When you keep arranging dates with potential partners in order to avoid doing work.

Person 1: Where's Mat?
Person 2: I think he scheduled a date tonight.
Person 1: what? he's got work to do?!?! and he's not even started? he's Procrastidating again...
(Procrastidate)

by stakzent November 16, 2015

Procrastinate Ejaculate

When your sperm is lazy and decides to reach an embryo at the last possible moment causing the child to be born unfinished or defective.

Friend 1: Oh, I didn't know your cousin had Down Syndrome.
Friend 2: Yeah, he was just another victim of procrastinate ejaculate.

by FuktheGaze November 1, 2017

procrastinate

To put things off and not fini

I’m supposed to write an example, but I’d rather procrastinate and binge watch Netflix.

by voidedGround December 22, 2017

Procrastubator

A guy who never finishes tasks often over thinking the job, as there's always something more satisfying to attend to like long internet "research".

Hey Toby bud, you finished that guide you started building?
Na mate, I've been on the internet looking into what exhaust looks best on my bike and other important stuff.

FFS Toby lad, you are such a procrastubator just finish one thing, it can be your legacy!

by Davielad April 30, 2019

Swanky procrastinators

"If you are of the procrastinating type, then you have a swanky vibe" - The Gospel 4:20

Swanky procrastinators are the most elite group in society!

by hipbrutus April 22, 2020

procrastimate

Someone who you hang out with to avoid doing work, especially at uni.

1. I should have written my stats paper, instead I went for coffee with my procrastimates.

2. She's not really my friend, she's just a procrastimate for when I don't want to mark essays.

by Pieter R December 12, 2007

procrastinate

Engaging in acts of pleasure that may otherwise distract you from completing day to day tasks.

I procrastinated last night before bed, causing me to stay up later than intended. I overslept and decided to procrastinate before work. My life feels chaotic because I am always procrastinating. Some may suggest that I need an intervention, but I don't necessarily want one. Fear of failure may lead someone to procrastinate.

by leahbiah January 25, 2014