pretard

Opposite of a physically retarded person. Seems older than he is.

- This guy looks pretty old.
- Yeah, but he's only 20. He's a pretard.

by gymschadau May 3, 2010

pretailgating

going somewhere before the tailgating and drinking

Natalie- It was 93 degrees out and we are pretailgating before we go to the tailgating

by Picheal March 5, 2011

pretassy

the days before we found out what a true thole is

yeah, i guess tass is a thole, but the mrs puts him in line.

"hey, jim, look at that tasshole. what a sight to see!!

i fondly recall the pretassy days. they were so care-free

by dementiad August 2, 2011

prentacious

You're so whorey that you're beautiful

That bitches makeup is so prentacious, its cray cray.

by day-zay October 20, 2013

prestan

Prestan is the name of a very handsome blue or green eyed boy that will have the bet future anyone would want find a big city and settle down with a beautiful girl that's name would start with M,E,T,V and have up to three adorable kids with the best parents. Prestan would be one good baller and all the girls would want him

Prestan will always be happy with the best he has.

by The best future June 18, 2014

pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014

Pretard

Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed

We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.

by FlatZ April 10, 2015