Presidential Campaign 

The effort put into winning a girl over so you can have sex with her.

Dude 1: Dude, so did you bang Molly yet or what?

Dude 2: Nah dude, shes a tough one. I still got her in the Presidential Campaign.

Presidential Campaign by Obama-nator November 4, 2010

Presidential Adjustafication 

New term for "Nigger-Rigging" since Obama took office

"Do you have any duct tape, I need to make a presidential adjustafication to my truck?"

Presidential Adjustafication by The Great Hambini August 28, 2009

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

Presidential Letter by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Presidential Facial 

When you go to Mount Rushmore and bust a nut on all four presidents.

Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!

Presidential Facial by The_Russiann January 12, 2016

Presidential flame-out 

The act of not knowing what to do or how to behave when you spontaneously meet the President of the United States (or meet him for the first time as staff), and you end up making a gigant ass out of yourself.

- Oh God, I met the President for the first time today... And I called him Donald.

- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.

Presidential flame-out by Toblucz February 7, 2017

Presidential-Hands 

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.

"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"

Presidential-Hands by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017

Presidential N64 

The N64 that the President plays while the illuminati does all his/her work for them.

Hey, new information about the presidential N64 was just released.

Really?! What does it look like?

Like a N64. Duh.

Presidential N64 by bob saget4444 May 17, 2017